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Isabelle Boulay - "The Dating Game"
Anouncer: Lets meet contestant number one!
Hes a schitzofrenic serial killer clown, who says
women love his sexy smile. Lets find out if his
charm will work on Sharon.
Sharon whats your question?
Sharon: Contestant number one, I believe first impressions
last forever, so lets say you were to come over to my
parents house and have dinner with me and my family.
Tell me what youd do to make that first impression really
stick?
Lets see...hmm...well Id have to think about it
I might show up in a tux (ha) but I doubt it
Id probably just show up naked like I always do
And lick your mama in the eye and tell her F*ck you
Hurry up B*tch Im hungry...I smell spaghetti
Id pinch her limpy ass and tell her get the food ready
Your dad would probably start trippin and get me pissed
Id have to walk up and bust him in his F*ckin lips
Its dinner time...were hearing grace from your mother
Id pull a 40 out and pour some for your little brother
Im steady staring at your sister, Ill tell you this
You know for only thirteen, shes got some big tits
After that, your dad would try to jump again
and only this time Id put the 40 to his chin
After your mom does the dishes and the silverware
Id try to f*ck her till I nut in my underwear
(hahahahaha)
Anouncer: Now lets meet contestant number two!
Hes a phsycopathic daranged crack head freak, who works
with a dark carnival. He says women call him strech nuts
Sharon lets hear your question?
Sharon: I like a man whos not afraid to show his true emotions
A man who expresses himself in his own special way
Number two...If you fell in love with me exactly how would you
let me know?
First thing, I could never love you
You sound like a witchy b*tch yo (f*ck you)
But if I did Ill probably show you that I care
By taking all these other mother f*ckers out of here
Id go through your phone book, and wack em all
and fight contestant number one and break his f*cken jaw (what)
Anyone who looked at you would have to pay
Ill be blowing f*cken nuggets off all day
Id grab your titties, and stretch em down past your waist
Let em go and watch them both spring up in your face
Ill sing love songs to you the best I can
Get you naked and hit it like a Cave man!
Then wed go to the beach and walk through the sand
Id throw a little in your face and say Im just playin
As you spit it all out I rub your back
And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack
(HAHAHAHAH)
Anouncer: Well it sounds like contestant number two is just over-
flowing with sensitivity Sharon, Its a tough choice so far
Sharon lets have your last question and see which one is going
to win the rights to your _____
Sharon: Ok, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me
at the same time, Tell me, how would you each get my attention
and what would your pick up lines be? Whoevers the smoothest wins
Ok well first Id slide up to the bar and tell you that I cant
believe how f*cken fat you are
Id tell you that I like the way you make you titties shake
And if you lost a little weight youd look like Ricky Lake
(F*CK THAT) youd be jacking me quick, Id order you a drink
and stir it with my Dick, and then to get your attention in the
crowded place Id simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face
(Yeah freak her with your nuts, yeah thatll get her)
(tell her that shes fat, yeah thatll work even better)
Look f*ck you, I gotta strong rep shit you dont like contestant
number two hes mad wack, I walk into a bar and there he was
Standing up behind a bucket (HAHAH) tryin ta f*ck it
It was a big f*cken smelly ass farm lama DAMN DAWG! How you gonna diss
your mama ?(HAHAHAHAHAHA)
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