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Dane Cook - "The BK Lounge"
So many crappy- the first job I had, right. The first job when I was uh
17 uh was Burger King. That was the first job that I had, alright.
I didnt want to call it Burger King either cause like yanno.
So I used to call it the BK Lounge. If the girls were like...
Where do you work?..I was like I work down at the BK Lounge.
Im a bouncer at the BK Lounge.. Can we get in?
Not without coups. Not without coups baby.
So I get the job because my one older brother, my older brother Darrell.
Hes the manager and Im like this is gonna be awesome cuz my bro,
manager hooked me up.. He was a dick!
He thought he was THE Burger King! You know what Im saying?
He sucked! He would put me on drive thru every single night.
Why to this day do people insist on yelling at the drive thru?
Its modern technology. Id have my little headset.
Welcome to Burger King. May I please take your order?
WHOPPER. Sir? WHOPPER NO ONION.
Excuse me, Im fucking bleeding from the ears here ok?
Lets turn the main down a tad, ok skidrow?
LARGE FRY MOTHAFUCKA! I CANT HEAR YOU BURGER KING!
ARE YOU READY TO ROCK BK BROILER?
I would rather have had people yell,
it was when people didnt talk loud enough. That drove me CRAZY.
Id have like 10 cars out there and Id be like Hi Mam
May I please take your order?
*mumbles* some pickles, no no no cheese, uh extra cheese, pickles
What do you want? What do you want?
*mumbles* bun seeds, no bun seeds
What do you want?... no no no no yes no cheese, extra pickles
*mumbles* how much? eh cheese
Mam I cant-hello?...pickle, extra pickles, cheese, bun seeds,
and pickles all my pickles and some extra pickly pickles,cheese, pickles
OK are you trying to molest me via drive thru. What are you saying?
Chicken tenders. Sweet and sour sauce on my pussy!
DRIVE AROUND GET SOME SAUCE DRIVE AROUND MAM
SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE she wants it her way. Thats our motto.
Its- come on sauce!
I took I took a ladys order one time. Ill never forget this.
I go like this.. Mam. Thatll be $3.75. Please drive around.
And then theres like this long pause and then she goes..
Where do I go? ...Where do you go?!
You follow the one fucking road youre on to me!
Where do you Ok mam youre gonna go to the Texaco station.
Take a right. Go 5 and a half miles southeast.
Youre gonna see a guy in a yellow poncho. His name is Hank.
Hell take you to the whopper Lair. Thats where you go.
And youve got 10 minutes to get there or we take your food!
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