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Eminem - "Comin Out My Closet (parody)"
[Intro]
Wheres my penis?
I have no penis in my butt hole - there you go
Yeah.. yo, yo
Have you ever been hated or discriminated against?
I have; Ive been penetrated and ejaculated against
Rammin shafts up my faggot ass, look at my brass
Ever since class Ive been suckin off my teachers to pass
All this cum motion unloadin run deep as oceans explodin
Nut keeps splashin from faggots just suck em off and keep goin
Nut-takin bummer Im known as to every one in my region
Keep stickin ass in the mornin and takin cocks in the evenin
Leaves me with a taste as sour as seminal in my mouth
See they can bugger me, but yall never figured me out
Look at me now; you know I got a dick in me now.
Blame my momma?
She was the fattest slut in the house!
Chorus:
Im sorry momma!
I never meant to hurt you!
I never meant to make you cry; but tonight
Im comin out my closet (one more time)
I said Im sorry momma!
I never meant to hurt you!
I never meant to make you cry; but tonight
Im comin out my closet
Ha! I got some vibrators in my closet
and I dont know if no one knows it
So before they throw me inside my coffin and close it
Ima expose it; Ill take you back to 83
before I ever had to worry about the HIV
I was a baby, maybe I was just a couple of months
My faggot father used to put his willy up in my bum
cause he split, my anal cherry then he came in my eye
And lookin back on it all now I fuckin wish I could die
I look at gays, see, and try to picture their bare behinds
Even if I hated men , Id grit my teeth and Id try
to make it work with em, at least for papas sake
He maybe made some mistakes
but hes the only gay who taught me everything that I know today
What he did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb
But the smartest shit he did was put a condom on his king dong
Cuz heda killed me; shit he woulda shot cum in my throat
Its my life, Id like to welcome yall to "The Batty Boy Show"
Repeat Chorus
Now I would never diss my own momma just to get recognition
Take a second to listen for who you think this record is dissin
But put yourself in my position; just try to envision
witnessin your momma gobblin Mormon missionaries in the kitchen
Bitchin that someones always pullin down her drawers and clits itchin
Goin through public whorehouse systems, victim of crack-controlled pimpin
My whole life I was made to believe I was straight when I wasnt
til I grew up, now I do what you did, Im sick to my stomach
guzzlin it
Wasnt it the reason you gave that VD to me MA?
So you can try but cant deny the way you treated me MA?
But guess what? Youre gettin Alzheimers now, brain dead and alone too
And your care home securitys gettin lax, youre gonna know
when I bone you
My assholes gettin so big now; you should see it, its beautiful
But youll never see it – til I shit on you at your funeral!
See what hurts me the most is when I take cocks that are long
Rips through my thong - keep tellin myself its all cuza mom!
But how dare you try to take what you didnt help me to get
You selfish bitch; I fought fuckin long and hard for these dicks
Remember when Elton came out gay and you said youre glad its not me?
Well guess what, I +AM+ gay - gay as a faggot can be!
Repeat Chorus (2x) till end
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