Текст песни «Twas The Night After Christmas» от Jeff Foxworthy

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Jeff Foxworthy - "Twas The Night After Christmas"

Lyrics to Twas The Night After Christmas :

Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer,

The beer had gone flat and the pizza was staler,

The tube socks hung empty, no candies or toys,

I was camped out on my old La-Z-Boy,



The kids they werent talking to me or my wife,

The worst Christmas they said they had had in their lives,

My wife couldnt argue and neither could I,

So I watched TV and my wife, she just cried



When out in the yard the dog started barkin

I stood up and looked and saw Sheriff Larkin

He yelled, "Roy I amd sworn to uphold the laws

And I got a complaint from a feller named Clause."



I said, "Clause, I dont know nobody named Clause,

And you aint takin me in without probable cause."

Then the Sheriff he said, "The man was shot at last night."

I said, "That mightve been me, just whats he look like'



The Sheriff replied, "Well hes a jolly old feller, with a big beer gut belly

That shakes when he laughs like a bowl full of jelly

He sports a long beard and a nose like a cherry."

I said, "That sounds like my wifes sister Sherri."



"Its no time for jokes Roy," the Sheriff he said,

"The man Im describing is dressed all in red

Im here for the truth now, its time to come clean,

Tell me what you done, and tell me what you seen."



Well I started to lie then I thought what the hell

It wouldnt be the first time I spent New Years in jail.

I said, "Sheriff it happened last night about ten,

I thought that my wife had been drinking again."



When she walked in from works she was white as a ghost

I thought maybe shed seen one of them UFOs

But she said that a bunch of deer had just flown over her head

And stopped on the roof of our good neighbor Red,



Well I ran outside to look and the sight made me shutter,

A freezer full of venison standing right on Reds gutter.

Well, my hands were a shaking as I grabbed my gun,

When outta Reds chimney this feller did run



And slung on his back was this bag overflowin

I thought hed stolen Reds stuff while old Red was out bowlin

So I yelled, "Drop it fat boy, hands in the air."

But he went about his business like he hadnt a care



So I popped off a warning shot over his head,

Well he dropped that bag and he jumped in that sled,

And as he flew off i heard him extort,

"Thats assault with intent Roy, Ill see you in court."Ill tell you what sheriff if you put a subnet

on me I wont show up ill hold up in the cellar

and you’ll never rout me outta there

so why don’t you just

turn car off come

in well watch wrestling eat some

Easter bunny stew and talk about howta catch that tooth fairy

she’s been over here about every other night
[ Twas The Night After Christmas Lyrics  ]

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