Представляем точный текст композиции "Good Advice" и глубже погружаем в смыслы творчества артиста Allan Sherman . Эта интерпретация слов песни помогает лучше понять смысл заложенный в композицию. Лирика «Good Advice» — это не просто строчки, а история, которую Allan Sherman передаёт через ритм и интонации. Изучайте переводы, оригинальные версии и толкования, чтобы раскрыть все грани этого трека.
Allan Sherman - "Good Advice"
Lyrics to Good Advice : I know a man named Otis who invented a room, And his heart was filled with pride. I said to Mr. Otis, "What does your room do'" He said, "It goes from side to side." So I said, "Mr. Otis, if you take my advice, Youll be the richest man in town. You gotta take that room that goes from side to side, And make it go up and down." And that was good advice, good advice. Good advice costs nothing, and its worth the price. I sincerely doubt That the world could do without My good advice. Sir Isaac Newton came around to my house one day. His face was all sunburned and red. He said he didnt want to sleep in the shade of a tree, Because an apple might fall on his head. I said, "Sir Isaac, you dumbbell, take my advice. Go right back there and sleep beneath that tree. And if you let that rotten apple fall down on your head, Why youll discover gravity." And that was good advice, good advice. Good advice costs nothing, and its worth the price. The worlds a better place, Since I gave the human race My good advice. A man named Mr. Waterman invented a tube. He was sad because it sprung a little leak. He said, "Darn it, when I hold my tube on a piece of paper, The ink leaks out and makes a little streak." He said, "Ive gotta find a way to stop that leak. Ill start working on my leakproof tube again." I said, "Waterman, you idiot, dont stop that leak. You just invented a fountain pen." And that was good advice, good advice. Good advice costs nothing, and its worth the price. Im so worldly wise, I should get the Nobel Prize, For good advice. Good old Henry Ford, he was a hardworking man. He worked all night and all day. I said, "Henry, watcha doin'" And Henry, he said, "Im inventing the Chevrolet." He said, "Ive already built twenty-five models, One for each letter from A to Z." I said, "Henry, you fool, there are twenty-six letters in the alphabet. He said, "Good heavens, I forgot the Model T." And that was good advice, good advice. Good advice costs nothing, and its worth the price. Its fruitful as can be, And its absolutely free. My good advice. Wilbur and Orville were two brothers named Wright. The nicest pair of kids youve ever seen. They worked twelve years on a secret project. They thought it was a washing machine. I said, "Fellas, what are all those wings for'" They said, "For hanging clothes out to dry." I said, "You fools, take that washing machine out to Kitty Hawk, And see if the darn thingll fly." And that was good advice, good advice. Good advice costs nothing, and its worth the price. Im so smart that Im Gonna win a Guggenheim, For good advice. (One more time!) Benjamin Franklin was a charming old man, He was always flying his kite. One night I said, "Benjy, why aint you out with your kite'" He said, "Because its raining tonight." I said, "Benjy, sweety, you go right back out there, And to your kite string tie a key. This may shock you, Benjy my boy, But thats electricity." And that was good advice, good advice. Good advice costs nothing, and its worth the price. Ill be fond of you If youll only listen to My good advice. Ooga Magoog was a Neanderthal man, A very poorly educated soul. He had a great big square thing made of solid stone, And in the middle of it was a hole. One day he had to go from his cave in Natchez To his uncles cave in Mobile. I said, "Round off those corners And buy a set of tires, And Ooky baby, thats a wheel." And that was good advice, good advice. Good advice costs nothing, and its worth the price. Harvard offered me A Phi Beta Kappa key For good advice. Sigmund Freud, he had an unfurnished house. He was a very nosy fellow, so it seems. He had no chairs, So he made all his friends stand around all day, And tell him all their secrets and their dreams. Well, while they stood there talking till they got fallen arches, They yelled, "My feet are killing me. Ouch!" I said, "Sigmund, dont you realize youve got a gold mine here. Go out and buy yourself a leather couch." And that was good advice, good advice. Good advice costs nothing, and its worth the price. Every word youre told Will be 18 karat gold, Thats good advice. Alexander Graham Bell was building a fence With some wood, and a long piece of wire. He said, "Theres something strange going on around here. I keep hearing the voice of Uncle Myer." I said, "Mr. Graham Cracker," (that was my little joke) "With that wire you got the world in your palm. Just get a mouthpiece, and an earpiece, and a piece in between, And youll sponsor The Telephone Hour." And that was good advice, good advice. Good advice costs nothing, and its worth the price. Every word ya hear Is the message of the year, Its good advice. Christopher Columbus was a seaman second class When I told him that the Indies could be found By sailing to the West instead of sailing to the East. I advised him that I thought the world was round. (I really thought so.) And then I sent him down to ask good Queen Isabella To pawn her jewels for all their worth. Next day he set sail, and as everyone knows, He fell off the edge of the Earth. And that was bad advice, bad advice. Bad advice is just the same as good advice. Everybody makes Occasional mistakes, And that was bad advice. [ Good Advice Lyrics ]
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