Текст песни «Babysitter Is A Bum Deal» от Family Guy

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Family Guy - "Babysitter Is A Bum Deal"

Lyrics to Babysitter Is A Bum Deal :

Singers:

Here is the tale of a babysitting job, 

the baby is something of a snob,



Stewie:

Oh, go fuck yourselves



Singers:

So listen very closely, and youll find

that what they say is not the same as whats on their minds



Haylie: 

Arent you a cute little boy



Haylies Thoughts:

look at that melon shaped head



Stewie:

Having you here is a joy



Stewies Thoughts:

and in an hour youll be dead



Haylie:

Sit on my knee



Haylies Thoughts:

please dont go poo



Stewie:

Nice place to be



Stewies Thoughts:

This ones for you



Both:

Babysitting is a bum deal



Haylie:

Why dont we watch Will & Grace



Thought:

Jesus, do I need a smoke



Stewie:

Jack puts a smile on my face



Thought:

oh, what a surprise, a gay joke



Haylie:

I like your house



Thought:

the ceiling has cracks



Stewie:

I like your blouse



Thought:

Miss TJ Maxx



Both:

Babysitting is a bum deal



Singers:

So they sat as time went by



Haylie:

slowly as time could go



Singers:

the baby blarred, and softly cursed



Stewie:

cause her lips, and her skirt, and her shoes, 

and her hair made her look like a hoe



Haylie:

Time for your bottle my sweet



Thought:

This little brat smells like piss



Stewie:

always a succulent treat



Thought:

while I suck that, you suck this



Haylie:

Arent you a sight



Thought:

look at him drool



Stewie:

youre a delight



Thought:

Damn you, you fool



Both:

Babysitting is a bum deal



Singers:

The diaper change was quite a job



Haylie:

the grossest Ive ever seen



Singers:

The baby smiled and took a breath



Stewie:

and I grunted and pooped out a poop,

that looked something like Matthew Modine



Haylie:

someday you might meet a girl



Thought:

yeah, shes gonna be your right hand



Stewie:

Maybe its you my sweet pearl



Thought:

darling, id rather fuck sand



Haylie:

Have a good night



Thought:

you little creep



Stewie:

Have a good night



Thought:

Die in your sleep



Both:

Babysitting is a bum deal

Babysitting is a bum deal
[ Babysitter Is A Bum Deal Lyrics  ]

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